Story Telling

When I was over at Krystle & Gerard's apartment I suddenly remembered something that I didn't want to forget so I asked Gerard to e-mail the reminder to me. When I opened the reminder e-mail, this is what I found:

Once upon a time there was a boy named Gerard, and he was supposed to tell someone a certain location in which they were to google. But that little boy Gerard forgot where he was supposed to tell that person to google. So he got very frightened, frightened that he would get in trouble, by the big scary, google maps fairy. She was a mean lady. She bonked people with google maps. And they hurt.

SO Gerard ran away and cried! He ran as far away as he could. BUT, then he was in deep deep trouble, because this was the google maps fairy he was running from. SHE CAN SEE EVERYWHERE!! (with her maps and such). So he went to the google maps fairy, face to face. He went to apologize, and when she went to slap him with a google map, he kicked her in the shins! And yelled, "Google maps fairy, no more Google Map Bonking!" Then Gerard slapped her with a Ink Pad, and chucked scissors at her, and the Google Maps Fairy was no more. Hallelujah!

He saved the Day! Everyone was so happy, because now they could google map things in peace, without having the fear of the GMF (Google Maps Fairy) anymore. The local townspeople named Gerard the new Official Google Maps King, and he could help everybody find where they needed to go. The ladies loved him. What a hunk!

Once Gerard was named the OGMK (Official Google Maps King), he remembered where he was supposed to tell that certain someone where they were supposed to google. It was Orillia! (the back way of course)

Wow, what would we do without him. THE END.

This totally made my day!

Blessings